Are you shitting me? The worst part is that the Huffington Post had this story two days ago. Not only did they also give in to granting headline status to this non-story, but they’re late to the party.
Honestly, is there anything that isn’t total shit?
Hi again, by the way. I was content to take the summer off, but then Jay Carney told me to do my job. So uh, just tell everyone I wrote a dick joke.
Everything is terrible.
You loved reading this. Your friends probably won’t. Annoy them with it anyway.
